Claim 123 has been stuck in the void for 6 months. We are working on it.
Current Status: In a state of existential dread.
Reasons for Delay:
- Form 3452 was lost under the couch cushion for 4 months.
- Our stapler is still on strike.
- Our intern is on summer vacation.
Additional Notes:
- We are considering replacing the copier. Again.
- We have been accused of being a bureaucratic nightmare by a local newspaper.