Bureaucratic Red Tape Sauce: The Review Process

Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/3, which has 17 pages of questions about your application. Please answer every question, including the ones that seem redundant and unnecessary. Do not leave any section blank.

Step 2: Wait 6-8 months for the review process to begin. This is because our team of 3 reviewers are busy with their own paperwork.

Step 3: Receive a letter in the mail stating that we need more information. Please submit an additional 20 pages of documentation, including your birth certificate, social security number, and a detailed explanation of your cat's medical history.

Continue to Review Process 2: The Waiting Game

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