Bureaucratic Red Tape Sauce Review Process

Our reviewers will carefully read your request and ask themselves:

Is this really necessary?
Have we done this before?
Is it in the budget?
Will it make the CEO happy?

Subpage 1: Request Rebuttal Process

Our team will then respond with one of the following:

Approval in 6-12 months
Denial due to lack of paperwork
Request for additional paperwork
Transfer to a different department for further review

Subpage 2: Appeal Process Bureaucratic Red Tape Sauce Review Process

Step 2: Re-review and Rebuttal

Our team of highly trained and slightly caffeinated reviewers will re-review your request for Bureaucratic Red Tape Sauce.

They will ask themselves:

Is this still necessary?

Have we done this before?

Is it still in the budget?

Will it make the CEO happy?

Subpage 1: Re-approval Process

And if they approve it, they will:

Stamp it with a big red stamp that says "APPROVED"

Attach a 10-page addendum

Forward it to the Minister of Red Tape

Subpage 2: Re-denial Process

Or if they don't approve it, they will:

Send it back to you for more paperwork

Assign a new reviewer with a different opinion

Charge you a processing fee

Subpage 3: Appeal Process

You can appeal the decision by:

Filing a formal complaint with HR

Seeking an audience with the Director of Red Tape

Suing the company for emotional distress

Next Step: Arbitration