Our Mission Statement

We exist to make your life more complicated and less enjoyable.

Form filling and paperwork are our specialty.
We can process your application in 3-5 business days, or longer, we're not really sure.
Our office coffee machine has not been restocked in months.

This page serves as an introduction to the Bureaucratic Schlerosis department, a fictional organization that specializes in making life complicated and paperwork-filled for its clients. The content includes a brief history, mission statement, and an opportunity to learn more about the department's leadership. The links to subpages offer additional, humorous content that adds to the absurdity of the site.

Department of Bureaucratic Schlerosis

Our Mission Statement