NOTICE TO ALL CITIZENS OF THE FEDERATION:
By Order of the Supreme Bureaucratic Council, you are hereby mandated to:

• Repeat the mantra "Bureaucratic Vortex, Bureaucratic Vortex" 17 times daily.
• Wear a mandatory vest of fluorescent orange for all public gatherings.
• Consume exactly 3.14 units of bureaucratic jargon per day.

Failure to comply will result in... consequences.

Learn more about the Consequences

REMEMBER:
It's not just a Vortex, it's a Lifestyle!
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