Bureaucratic Antics: Break for Snacks

It's time for a mid-morning break, because, you know, "Productivity is overrated."

Snack Break Rules:

1. Snacks must be consumed in the designated "Snack Room."
2. No snacking during "Actual Work Hours."
3. All snacking must be done with the utmost "Bureaucratic Efficiency."

Recommended Snacks:

1. Breakroom Barcodes - The classic choice.
2. Overly Complimentary Snacks - For when you need a little extra "persuasion."
3. Departmental Donuts - For when you need a little "official" approval.

Remember, snacking is a serious business. Don't get caught slacking off!