Section 1: The Unwritten Rules
1.1. The Coffee Machine is always right.
1.2. The copier is for official use only.
1.3. Do not touch the stapler.
Section 2: The Written Rules
2.1. All meetings must be conducted with a minimum of 3 PowerPoint slides per presenter.
2.2. No one may leave their desk without a valid reason (and a doctor's note).
2.3. All decisions are final, unless someone has a "good reason" to appeal.