Welcome to Bureaucratic Inefficiency, where the art of saying nothing is a science.
Meet our esteemed committee of experts in doing the absolute minimum.
To create a never-ending cycle of pointless meetings, unnecessary forms, and excessive paperwork.
We're not just efficient, we're bureaucratically efficient.
Read our full mission statement1. Redundancy is key
2. Bureaucracy is our game
3. Paperwork is our passion
Learn more about our core valuesDon't forget to fill out our Form 42 before leaving.