Bureaucratic Reform: Efficiency Incentives

Because who needs actual productivity when you can have a fancy new report to show for it?

Our team of highly trained, slightly-overpaid consultants have crafted the perfect system to maximize your efficiency, or at least the appearance of it.

Read on to discover the thrilling tale of how our innovative new system will save you 37.5% of time, or at least make you feel like you're doing your job faster.

Key Features:

• Automated time-tracking software that will make you feel like you're working 4 hours when you're actually just scrolling through cat videos
• A comprehensive report generator that will make your boss think you're doing actual work
• A special "productivity dashboard" that will show you exactly how unproductive you are, and exactly how much more efficient you could be with our system

Learn more about how to implement our Efficiency Incentives system in your organization, and get started on your path to productivity... or at least, the appearance of it.