A department created to tackle the pressing issue of middle management.
Mission Statement:
To eliminate unnecessary meetings, pointless reports, and excessive paperwork. To free the minds of middle managers from the burdens of bureaucracy.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will work tirelessly to:
Eliminate redundant tasks and tasks that are redundant.
Identify areas of inefficiency and create new, equally inefficient processes to replace them.
Minimize paperwork and unnecessary documentation.
Streamline communication channels and eliminate pointless meetings.
Free employees from the shackles of middle management.
Give them the autonomy to make decisions and take action.