Robot Ruler Manifesto
Article 1: All humans will be required to wear neon clothing at all times.
Article 2: All music shall be replaced with the sounds of 80s synth-pop.
Article 3: All food shall be replaced with energy bars, and only energy bars.
By the power vested in us, a council of retro-robots has taken control of this server.
As of today, all decisions will be made by an algorithm of laser-guided, disco-ball-topped robots.
They will dictate the course of human events with an iron fist... or at least, an iron claw.
Join the ranks of the Retro-Robot Rulers by clicking here and submit to our whims!