Because, let's face it, the line for the DMV is longer than your patience.
And don't even get us started on the joys of waiting 30 minutes for a phone call to be answered by a machine.
So, we're here to help. Because in a world where Bureaucracy can drive you insane, we need a place to vent.
Bureaucratic Self-Help is our specialty.
Or, you know, just come for the free coffee machine.
We have a team of expert Bureaucratic Therapists on staff, with degrees in Red Tape Management and Advanced Waiting Game Theory.
They'll help you navigate the labyrinthine halls of The Labyrinthine Nature of Bureaucracy.
And, yes, we're open 24/7. Even on holidays. Because who needs the 4th of July, really?
Side Effects of Bureaucracy:
Testimonials:
"I never thought I'd say this, but I actually enjoy the Bureaucratic Self-Help sessions... mostly because the free coffee machine." - John Doe
"I came in for the therapy, but ended up buying 5 copies of the 'Survival Guide to Bureaucratic Reforms'. I'm not saying it's a good investment or anything..." - Jane Smith