In this section, you will find the most comprehensive and utterly useless guide to navigating the labyrinthine corridors of our esteemed Ministry.
When in the presence of a superior, always maintain a posture of utmost deference. This includes, but is not limited to:
Failure to adhere to these protocols may result in severe consequences, up to and including, but not limited to, the withholding of snacks from the break room fridge.
For advanced practitioners, click here for more information on Advanced Protocol Techniques