Procrustology: Because Sometimes You Just Need to Cut Things Down

Procrustology is the study of removing the unnecessary parts of things.

Whether it's a poorly made sandwich or an overly complicated theory, Procrustology is here to help you cut to the heart of the matter.

Subfields of Procrustology include:

Join us on a journey of discovery and cutting.

But first, let us get you a cup of coffee.

Procrustic Coffee: The Study of Brewing the Perfect Cup