Burial Ballet Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the Burial Ballet?

A: It's a dance form where we dance our way to the afterlife.

Q: How do I become a Balleter?

A: Simply attend our 3-hour introductory class, where you'll learn the 37 steps of the Balleto, the 42 gestures of the Ballewave, and the 12 poses of the Ballepose.

Q: What kind of shoes do I need for Balleto practice?

A: Black patent leather, with a minimum of 4-inch heel, and a hidden toe tag with your Balleter ID number.

Q: Can I practice Balleto in my living room?

A: We advise against it. Your neighbors might not appreciate the sound of 12 Ballepos in a row.

Q: Are there any Balleto competitions?

A: The annual Balleto-a-Thon. Winner receives a year's supply of burial insurance.

Q: Is the Balleto a religion?

A: Not really. It's more of a...lifestyle choice.