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The Donkey-Solace: A Dilemma of Unyielding Proportions

Are you feeling trapped in a world of endless choices, with only the most absurd and ridiculous options staring back at you like a pack of wild donkeys?

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Donkey Dilemma Title: "To Eat or Not to Eat the Moldy Froot Loop?"

You are presented with a bowl of froot loops, but they've been left out for so long they've developed a delightful moldy texture and smell.