A man named Buridan, who lived in a land of paradoxes, was stuck in a never-ending loop of his own making. Every time he tried to escape, he found himself back where he started.
He tried to walk away, but his feet were stuck in the mud.
Simpson's Solution might help, or so he's been told.Or maybe Paradox of Choice is just a myth?
But until then, he'll just have to Arrow of Time himself into another cycle.
And so the loop continues... Eternal Return
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