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Burnt Toast
The Ultimate Toast-Related Disaster
It's not just a breakfast staple, it's an existential crisis waiting to happen.
Causes:
- Overcooking
- Undercooking
- Messy plate
- Lack of butter
- Misaligned toaster
Symptoms:
- Burnt taste
- Smoke alarm going off in your head
- Regret
- Stomach cramps
- Angry roommate
Diagnosis:
- Toaster malfunction (likely)
- Cooker incompetence (probable)
- Toxic levels of disappointment
Remedies:
1. Turn down the heat.
2. Add more butter (it's not like it'll hurt).
3. Get a new toaster.
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