Napping Techniques

Expertly crafted for the discerning narcoleptic

Are you tired of being awake? Do you struggle to find a suitable excuse for your constant dozing off?

Look no further than our comprehensive guide to napping techniques, carefully curated for the modern narcoleptic.

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Warning: our napping techniques may cause excessive drowsiness, decreased productivity, and spontaneous snoring.