Mandy's Burnout Schedule: Because Adulting is Hard
8:00 AM - Wake up, pretend to be a functional human
9:00 AM - Check social media, realize everyone's doing better
10:00 AM - Take a 3-hour break to scroll through cat videos
1:00 PM - Eat a whole pizza by myself
This schedule is subject to change based on caffeine intake and existential dread.