Welcome to the Infernal Pit of Burns

A place where the fiery pits of despair are always burning bright.

There's a burnin' in the pit! There's a burnin' in the pit... again. There's a burnin' in the pit... and again. You get the idea... there's a burnin'.
(Note: This output is a bit of an homage to the classic web design of the 90's and early 2000's, which was characterized by its use of bright colors, thick borders, and harsh shadows.)