Burnt Toaster Disposal

Disposal Methods

• Duct Taped to Landfill
• Cremated in a Blast Furnace
• Sent to Space as Space Junk
• Burnt Toaster Sculpture Garden

Testimonials

• “It's a real thing, I swear.” - John D.
• "I had a 90s toaster, and I'm glad I got rid of it." - Sarah K.
• "Burnt Toaster Disposal: the unsung heroes of appliance disposal." - Anonymous