Welcome to burrito-hydrateds, where every meal is a perfectly calibrated, precisely measured, and lovingly wrapped burrito, served with a side of existential dread.
Our burritos are made with the finest, most exotic ingredients, sourced from the depths of our local market, and cooked by our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and slightly unhinged chefs.
But it's not just about the food, folks. It's about the experience. The thrill of waiting 20 minutes for your burrito, the agony of watching your neighbor's burrito arrive 3 minutes before yours, the joy of realizing you left your wallet at home and now you're stuck eating a $17 quesadilla.
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