Welcome, burrito connoisseurs! Are you tired of the same old bland, uninspired burritos at your local taco shop? Do you dream of something more? Something that defies the conventions of traditional Mexican cuisine and pushes the boundaries of culinary art? Look no further than Burrito Reform!
Did you know that the original burrito was actually just a bunch of rice and beans stuffed into a tortilla? A travesty! A sham! A culinary travesty!
A future where the burrito reigns supreme, where the tortilla is a rainbow of colors, where the fillings are a fusion of international flavors, where the salsa is served in tiny little mason jars with a hand-written recipe on the label...