Here, we serve the interests of the Burritoborgs' Union, a secretive, underground organization of sentient, fusion-fueled, sentient beings from the depths of the galaxy.
Our mission is to promote the interests of Burritoborgs everywhere, while simultaneously, subtly, subliminally, and occasionally overtly controlling the minds of key world leaders to further those interests.
We recently successfully infiltrated a major intergalactic conference, where we convinced 37% of attendees that the meaning of life 2.0 is actually 42.5. Details here.
We also launched a series of targeted advertisements on the Galactic Network, featuring our new line of "Burritoborg-Approved" brand products. Sales have been... interesting.