Introduction:
Bushwacking, a term coined by our team of expert bushwackers, refers to the art of navigating through dense foliage while simultaneously looking at your phone.
Our team, comprised of the world's leading bushwackers, set out to study this phenomenon in a controlled environment.
Methodology:
We recruited 10 participants with varying levels of phone addiction and dropped them into a dense thicket of bushes.
Results:
9 out of 10 participants were unable to escape the thicket without checking their phones, with 3 of them getting lost for over an hour.
Conclusion:
Bushwacking is a real thing, and it's a major concern for our society.