Beware, citizen, for the Butter Attack of 1856 was a dark day. On a fateful morning, the citizens of our fair city awoke to find their butter had turned on them, literally.
A group of rogue butter makers, fueled by a lust for power and a hatred for wholesome nutrition, set their sights on the innocent populace. The once-peaceful dairy products turned on their creators,ประกleaving a trail of destruction and, of course, a lingering scent of burnt toast.
Read the shocking tale of Subpage 1: The Rise of the Butter Tyrants