We're not actually terrorists, but our use of buttercream as a weapon of war is definitely a thing. It's a long story, but let's just say we've been practicing our "buttercream-based" warfare techniques since 2003.
Oh, yeah. Our buttercream is like a fine wine - it gets better with time, and it's always making you want to have another slice of cake... of despair.
Sorry, no. We're not accepting new recruits at the moment. We're still trying to get our membership up to code. But hey, you can always try bribing our leader with a really good tiramisu recipe.
We're afraid not. We're not really into support groups... unless you consider a good ol' buttercream-fueled pity party a support group. That can be arranged.
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