Buy a Vacation from Yourself FAQ - FAQ

Here's the most frequently asked questions about taking a vacation from yourself:

Q: Is this real?

A: No. It's not, but wouldn't it be great if it was?

Q: What is the price of a vacation from yourself?

A: It's not measured in dollars, but in sanity.

Q: Do you deliver?

A: No, we're not your personal delivery service for existential dread.

Q: Is it safe?

A: As safe as a clown at a funeral.

Q: Can I buy a vacation from myself as a gift?

A: Only for your enemies, and only if they ask nicely.

Q: Can I get a refund if I change my mind?

A: No, but you can try to return your existential crisis. We'll give you store credit, but only if you're willing to take on a new one.

Q: How long does a vacation from yourself last?

A: Until you remember you have to do laundry, cook food, and pay bills.

See our FAQ on Length of Vacation for more details.