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Are you tired of being yourself? Do you need a break from your own expectations and responsibilities? Look no further! Our company offers a variety of packages designed to help you take a vacation from yourself.

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Package 1: "The Island of Misfit" - 1 week of complete solitude on a deserted island ($500)
Package 2: "The Self-Help Seminar" - 3 days of intense self-reflection and group therapy ($200)
Package 3: "The Time-Warping Tundra" - 5 days of time dilation and existential dread ($1,000)

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Or, you know, you could just stay home and do your taxes.

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