Buy a Vacation from Yourself: A Guide

What to do instead of Wellness

Listen to elevator music while you're stuck in your pajamas. It's the perfect way to unwind.

Read about the latest in extreme knitting. Who needs yoga pants when you can have hand-knitted ones with built-in pom-poms?

Practice the art of Extreme Ironing: ironing your clothes while balancing on a unicycle. It's a real thing, Google it!

Learn the ancient art of Extreme Crochet: making intricate doilies while reciting the entirety of the phonebook.

Join the Extreme Folding Club: where members fold their laundry while simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube.

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