1. You've got bills to pay, friend.
Don't bother trying to escape your responsibilities. You're already in debt, might as well just face it.
2. You're not a hermit.
You're not exactly the type to be found alone in a cabin in the woods, contemplating the meaning of life. You're probably more like the type to be at a coffee shop, contemplating the meaning of your student loans.
The Pros and Cons of Being a Hermit
3. You'll just end up on a plane with a stranger who's secretly a serial killer.
Don't take that chance. You've seen enough movies to know that's just asking for trouble.