Breed Your Own Puppy

Are you tired of the same old puppy? Want to create a unique, one-of-a-kind companion? Look no further! Our patented, scientifically-proven technology will guide you through the process of breeding your very own puppy.

Choose from our extensive collection of DNA samples:

• Squonk
• Woofington
• Puffington

But be warned: creating your own puppy is not for the faint of heart. Our research has shown that:

• There is a 99.9% chance you will create a puppy that will drive you insane.
• There is a 99.99% chance you will forget to feed it.