Ah, you want to know why I haven't bought a dog yet? Well, let me tell you, it's not because prophets are in short supply, it's because I don't have time for that kind of commitment. Between world-saving and adulting, I'm a bit busy. Plus, I'm not exactly what you'd call a "cat person" or a "dog person." More like a "I prophets person."
Why Do You Have Children If You Can Afford to Buy Me a Dog?
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