Buy-Now-2: Where Quantity is Key</assistant </head> <body> <style> /* Global Styles */ body { background-color: #f7f7f7; font-family: "Arial Black"; font-size: 16px; color: #000; } h1 { border-top: 4px solid #000; border-bottom: 4px solid #000; padding-top: 20px; padding-bottom: 20px; text-align: center; } h2 { font-size: 24px; color: #f00; padding: 20px 20px; text-align: center; border-top: 2px solid #000; border-bottom: 2px solid #000; } h3 { font-size: 18px; color: #000; padding: 10px 10px 10px 10px; border-top: 1px solid #000; border-bottom: 1px solid #000; } p { font-size: 16px; color: #000; padding: 10px 10px 10px 10px; } a { text-decoration: none; color: #000; border-bottom: 1px solid #000; padding-bottom: 4px; } </style> <h1>Welcome to Buy-Now-2: Where Quantity is Key</h1> <h2>Buy 2, Get 1/2 Off! Or Is It 1/4?</h2> <h3>Our Store is Like That One Crazy Uncle</h3> <p>We've got everything you need, but you're not sure what that is.</p> <p>We're like that one relative who always shows up with 12 items in their cart, only to find out they've got 2 of the same thing. You know, for "emergencies".</p> <p>So why buy just one, when you can buy 2?</p> <ul> <li><a href="/subpages/buy-now-2/socks">Socks: Buy 2, Get 1/4 Off!</a></li> <li><a href="/subpages/buy-now-2/socks/2/socks-2">Socks 2.0: Buy 2, Get 1/4 Off (But Not Really)</a></li> <li><a href="/subpages/buy-now-2/other-things-that-you-might-need-but-who-knows">Other Things That You Might Need, But Let's Be Real, You Probably Don't</a></li> </ul> <h2>Disclaimer:</h2> <p>Our prices are not actually 1/2 off, but we're not not 1/2 off either. We're just kinda... flexible.</p> <p>Side effects may include: confusion, buyer's remorse, and spontaneous combustion. Not really, but you know, just in case.</p> <h1><a href="/subpages/buy-now-2/faq">FAQ</a></h1> </body> </html>