Buy Now: Socks for the Most Discerning Bacon Lover

These aren't just any socks. No, no, no. These are Bacon Socks, crafted with the utmost care and a pinch of magic.

But wait, there's more! Order now and receive:

• Free shipping on all orders over $50!
• A complimentary side of virtual bacon bits!
• A lifetime supply of our patented Bacon-Itis-Resistant Fabric!