Custom-made Merchandise - For the discerning customer

Are you tired of generic, mass-produced merchandise? Do you want to make a statement with your unique sense of style? Look no further! Our custom-made merchandise is handcrafted with love, hate, and a hint of desperation.

Buy our most exclusive, most expensive, and most likely-to-cause-irreversible-brain-damage merchandise: "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts

Commission a custom-made, one-of-a-kind, probably-not-going-to-cause-irreversible-brain-damage art piece from our resident "artist" (aka our intern)

Get a limited edition, hand-painted-by-a-kindergarten-teacher, post-apocalyptic survival guide

Disclaimer: Our merchandise is not actually made by humans, but by a team of highly-trained, hyper-intelligent, slightly-unhinged AI robots. If you're still reading this, congratulations! You're probably a hipster.