Officially Signed, Not Really

Congratulations, you've managed to find our merchandise page! That's a miracle in itself, really.

Below you'll find a selection of items that we're fairly certain we haven't actually produced, but we're willing to sell them to you anyway.

Our "I'm with Stupid" T-Shirt

A yellow t-shirt with a hand-drawn, black arrow pointing to the wearer's face

$50.00

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Our "I'm a Functioning Member of Society" Mug

A bright red mug with white text that says 'I'm a Functioning Member of Society'

$30.00

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Our "I'm Not Actually a Time Lord" Poster

A poster with a bold, black font that says 'I'm Not Actually a Time Lord'

$40.00

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