As a proud member of the Golden Tier, you get:
- Early access to all new memes!
- Exclusive access to our secret Discord channel!
- Free shipping on all merchandise!
But wait, there's more!
- Biweekly live streams with our beloved host, Bob!
- Free entry into our upcoming 'Meme-a-Thon' contest!
- A personalized, hand-written letter from Bob himself!
And if that's not enough, you'll also get:
- Free access to our entire back catalog of 10,000 memes!
- A 10% discount on all merchandise, forever!
- A chance to be randomly selected for our prophets of the month award!
Upgrade to Silver Tier for even more perks!
Or, you know, go all out and get the Diamond Tier, because you're a baller, right?