Welcome, Clumsy McClumserson, to our esteemed institution of expertise in the art of being, well, clumsy.
Are you tired of constantly knocking over your own furniture, spilling coffee on your shirt, and face-planting into walls?
Do you dream of being a master of chaos, a virtuoso of velocity, a ninja of negligence?
Then join us for our comprehensive workshop in Advanced Clumsiness, where you'll learn the latest techniques for:
Chaos Management 101 (Managing your surroundings, not just your clumsiness)
Accidental Skill Building (Turning your mistakes into art)
Advanced Furniture Tampering (A crash course in creative furniture rearrangement)
Don't wait any longer! Sign up for our workshop today and become the most accident-prone, yet strangely effective, member of society!
Cost: Only $50,000 per session. Worth every penny!