The Clumsy Man 2: Because You Clearly Needed More Therapy

Warning: This page contains excessive use of sarcasm, irony, and poorly executed ninja moves.

Meet our team of expert clumsy therapists, who have mastered the art of

1. Tripping over their own feet
2. Accidentally spilling coffee on their shirts
3. Setting off the fire alarm during a meeting
4. Breaking their glasses (and possibly your heart)

Why wait? Book your appointment today and receive:

• A complimentary session of "How to tie your shoes without strangling them"
• A free session of "The art of not walking into a wall"
• 10% off any future therapy sessions for "The Clumsy Man 3: The Final Chapter"

Don't have time for therapy? No worries! Our online sessions are conducted via

A 50/50 chance of accidentally hanging up on your therapist

Unconventional methods of communication, like shouting through a fan door

A 90% chance of your therapist knocking over a plant in the background