"I spilled coffee on my shirt, my cat, and the carpet. I think I'm just allergic to mornings." - Bob, Age 32
"I managed to get stuck in the revolving door of the grocery store for 10 minutes. The cashier thought I was a new employee." - Sarah, Age 29
"I tripped on a rock and face-planted in front of a crowd of people. Now I'm just a local legend." - Dave, Age 41