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Bland, unrefined, and utterly useless.

Our Bizarrely Ugly T-Shirts

Wear your support for Neo-Brutalist on your sleeve, literally! Our shirts are designed to offend your friends and neighbors.

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Tasteless Keychains

Because who needs aesthetics, anyway? Get ready to repel all the cool kids with our deliberately uncool keychains.

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Crude Posters

Our posters are designed to be as unimpressive as they are obnoxious. Perfect for decorating your garage or abandoned warehouse.

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Misshapen Mugs

Drink your morning coffee out of a mug that's just a little bit off, like your life.

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