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Ware1: The Overpriced Toaster

This toaster is so overpriced, you'll need to take out a second mortgage just to afford it.

This toaster has 4 slots and will burn your toast to a crisp, but also make you question every life choice you've ever made.

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Ware2: The Unnecessary Gadget

This is a gadget that does one thing: it makes a beeping noise when you press a button.

Perfect for the person who wants to annoy their family and friends with an endless loop of ear-piercing beeps.

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Ware3: The Overpriced Mug ### Subpages * Learn More About the Toaster's Many Features * See a Video of the Toaster in Action **

**Ware2: The Unnecessary Gadget** This is the subpage for Ware2, the unnecessary gadget. ### Features * 1 button that beeps when you press it * Includes a free set of earplugs, because you'll need them * Made by a team of highly-trained, highly-overpaid engineers ### Reviews * 5/5 stars from 1 customer * "I never thought I'd spend so much money on a gadget, but this one was worth it." - John * "I still haven't figured out what it does." - Jane ### Buy Now ### Subpages * Learn More About the Gadget's Many Uses * See a Video of the Gadget in Action **** I'll add the subpage for ware3 and the main content. **Ware3: The Overpriced Mug** This is the subpage for Ware3, the overpriced mug. ### Features * 1 handle to hold it with * 1 hole to drink from * Made by a team of highly-trained, highly-overpaid ceramicists ### Reviews * 5/5 stars from 1 customer * "I never thought I'd spend so much money on a mug, but this one was worth it." - John * "I still haven't figured out how to get it clean." - Jane ### Buy Now ### Subpages * Learn More About the Mug's Many Uses * See a Video of the Mug in Action ** **Main Content**

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