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This toaster is so overpriced, you'll need to take out a second mortgage just to afford it.
This toaster has 4 slots and will burn your toast to a crisp, but also make you question every life choice you've ever made.
Learn More About the Toaster's Many FeaturesThis is a gadget that does one thing: it makes a beeping noise when you press a button.
Perfect for the person who wants to annoy their family and friends with an endless loop of ear-piercing beeps.
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