Buying into Trouble
The Unfortunate Consequences of Making a Good Investment
Warning: Proceed with Caution!
Investing in our company may lead to:
- A significant increase in your net worth, followed by an equally significant decrease in your sanity.
- The thrill of possibly losing everything you own, including your shirt.
- The agony of being forced to attend our annual shareholder meetings, where our CEO will regale you with tales of our company's greatness.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
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