Buying into Trouble

The Unfortunate Consequences of Making a Good Investment

Warning: Proceed with Caution!

Investing in our company may lead to:

A significant increase in your net worth, followed by an equally significant decrease in your sanity.
The thrill of possibly losing everything you own, including your shirt.
The agony of being forced to attend our annual shareholder meetings, where our CEO will regale you with tales of our company's greatness.

Don't say we didn't warn you...