Buzzing In: The Art of Sudden, Uninvited Arrival

Chapter 1: The Sudden Arrival

Step 1: Burst through the door without warning, like a ninja.

• Practice your "I meant to do that" face in the mirror.
• Time your arrival for maximum dramatic effectประก
• Be prepared to answer "What's the point of this sudden interruption?"

Chapter 2: The Art of Uninvited Arrival

Step 2: Crash unexpected parties, like a party crasher.

• Research local event calendars for maximum crash potential.
• Bring a decent party gift, or a good excuseประก
• Be prepared to answer "Who invited you?!"

Chapter 3: The Science of Sudden, Uninvited Arrival

Step 3: Harness the power of physics to burst into any situation.

• Master the art of door-hacking (patent pending).
• Invest in a good exoskeleton for maximum mobility.
• Consult with a physicist for the most efficient entry point.