Free Fortune Cookie: Ticket Booth Edition

Welcome to the Ticket Booth Fortune Cookie Dispenser! You've earned a free cookie just for showing up. Here's your fortune:

Cookie 1: "You will soon meet someone who will love you for who you are, but first you have to pay the fine for parking in front of the meter." Cookie 2: "A person will soon come to you seeking advice, but all they really want is to borrow your Wi-Fi password." Cookie 3: "You will soon have an opportunity to buy a timeshare in a tropical island, but don't, just don't."