Programming Tips for the Clueless

Warning: The following tips are not for actual programmers. They are for those who are trying to pretend they are.

Tip 1: Use a Debugger

Debuggers are like therapists, but for code. Instead of talking about your feelings, you get to yell at a bunch of text.

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Tip 2: Use Comments

Comments are like Post-It notes, but for your code. They're perfect for writing notes to yourself, but not as good for actual notes, because, you know, code.

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Tip 3: Use Version Control