It's not just about being "cool" or "trendy" to be zero, it's about being completely and utterly irrelevant. And let's face it, that's just not that hard to do. I mean, have you tried wearing a "I'm with stupid" t-shirt backwards?

But seriously though, zeroes are the real MVP (Most Vapid Person on earth). They're always trying to be the center of attention, always trying to make a scene. Newsflash: you're not that interesting.

Want to see more of the real stars of the show? Check out our Heroic Zeroes or our Zero Heroes subpage.