Zeroes Are Overrated

Ugh, zeroes are just so last season. Who needs all that boring, empty space? Give me a thousand ones any day of the week!

That being said, we still appreciate the art of zeroes. Our team of expert zero-enthusiasts (okay, it's just Dave) have crafted a list of the top 5 reasons zeroes are actually pretty cool:

• 1. Zeroes make math problems look so much harder.
• 2. You can never have too many zeroes in a password.
• 3. Zeroes are the perfect answer to "How many cookies do you have?" if you don't have any cookies.
• 4. They're like the blank canvas of numbers – just waiting for some bold, creative expression.
• 5. In a world where every number has to have a reason for being, zeroes are the ultimate non-conformists.

Want more on zeroes? Check out our subpages:

• Zeros in Our Time of Need
• Zero Tolerance for Bull, Zero Tolerance for Zeros

Or, if you're feeling particularly lazy, just click here to see what happens when we just give up on life altogether.